Monday, September 29, 2008

Quality time with JP

My friend Justin, who likes to be called JP, is a fellow blogger (check out his blog, The Inimitable JP, here) and a staff writer on Northwest Noise, and he has agreed to sit down with me and answer a few questions for all the loyal readers out there.

I know you've led quite the adventurous life, JP. You starred in a show pilot, you were the president of a professional business fraternity, you've traveled all over the world, and you used to be in a band called Grated Cheese. Care to elaborate on your favorite past adventures?

As an actor and musician, it's always an unbelieveable experience to perform in front of others. Twelve years ago I was the Scarecrow in The Wizard Of Oz and people still talk to me about that role and how much they loved that performance. I remember signing autographs for kids after those shows, which was very cool. There are plenty of crazy stories working with other performers. One of the funniest memories I have while acting took place while on set. My friend, Gears, and I were watching the filming and were hanging with the production crew. The interior of the vehicle being filmed in the scene was miked and the broadcast transmitted near where Gears and I were standing. The director had cast his ex girlfriend in a small role and she happened to be in the car. After the director yelled "Cut!" he ran up to the car to talk with the actors. As he headed to the vehicle, the director's ex started telling the other actor in the car how horrible the director was in bed, believing that she was having a private conversation. But since the car was miked, everyone was able to hear what she was saying, except for the director. All of the crew lost it and the director had no idea why everyone was laughing so hard.

On a serious note, one of the most memorable and encouraging experiences of my life was watching my little sister, Misty, fight and win her battle with childhood leukemia. She went through things that I could never go through and inspired me with her bravery. It was a difficult period, obviously, and very hard on my entire family, but it made each of us stronger in the end. It's really incredible to see her nearly twenty years later just as healthy as everyone else.
But if I had to pick one defining moment in my life, it would be when I met Seigfried and Roy. Though, sadly, they would not let me ride on one of their white tigers.

So JP, I hear you have a super cute bunny named Petey. Would you care to tell me more about your precious little guy and how he came to love the ladies so much?

You heard correctly, my bunny is super cute. Petey is definitely his father's son: he has big ears, no chin, is kind of hairy, and he loves beautiful women. Of course, he has a much easier time getting them to rub his belly. He certainly has good taste in ladies; he adores my friend, Clarissa, and is a big fan of singer/songwriter Jasmine Ash. I feel very blessed to have the little guy in my life, though I had to promise him that I would cease to eat rabbit meat. He really hates when I joke about throwing him in a crock pot, which I tease him about often. That little guy always puts a smile on my face.

I also hear that you are quite the gourmet cook. Can you describe everything that's inside of your refrigerator right now?

Sadly, I have not been grocery shopping in quite some time, so my fridge currently looks like a bachelor's and not a gourmet's. I've got some leftovers from a bbq I had over at my place a couple of days ago, and some Thai food that I made the other night (I actually can make a pretty decent peanut sauce). My roommate has some of his home-brewed beer in there and this time of year, there is always Jubelale on hand. And because it will show my appreciation for Asian culture, there is also some edamame.

So I know you work as a staff writer for Northwest Noise because you got ME to work as a staff writer, but would you care to share how you met Tim Germer (the founder) and got started with the website? Also, would you give the readers a little bit of background on how Northwest Noise came to be a reality?

My good friend, Gears, is the one that introduced me to Tim. Gears and I were both represented by the same model and talent agency and became fast friends. Tim and Gears had known each other forever. So we became quite the trio, a little scary given our sense of humor and raw masculinity.

Northwest Noise started out as one of the first podcasts ever. The concept of podcasting was innovative at the time and Tim was smart enough to jump on the technology right out of the gate. However, there wasn't a lot of focus with Northwest Noise originally, it was usually just Tim and a guest host B.S.-ing for a half hour or so. But it was getting a lot of listeners since there weren't a lot of podcasts available back then; these days everyone has a podcast. I guest hosted on the show a few times, but didn't see the value at the time of making it a serious hobby. So I quit my involvement with the podcast to focus on other things, primarily school.

Tim continued working on the website, focusing it on promoting independent music in the Northwest. The website began featuring artist interviews and quickly became a legitimate media outlet in the local music scene. Last year, singer Debra Arlyn approached the website about putting together a concert featuring female musicians and Northwest Noise jumped on the opportunity. Because Tim knew of my business background, he asked me to help out with the show. Recognizing the potential in where the website was going, I agreed to help out and I haven't regretted it. I've met so many talented musicians, some of which I had been listening to since I was a kid, we've put out a CD (a live album from Debra Arlyn), and we have become an authority on the local music scene with our music news, album reviews, and artist interviews. We also recently brought a talented (and beautiful) staff writer/graphic design artist on board that I know is going to take us to the next level.

Ok JP, final question: You are taking a fine-lookin' lady out on a date for the first time. Tell me what you would do to make the night perfect.

I'm a music guy, so naturally a perfect evening is going to involve checking out a local artist in concert. Intervision, Justin King, and Debra Arlyn are all great shows to take a date to. Double bonus if the concert is at one of Portland's great venues like Jimmy Maks or the Doug Fir. Of course, we would have to take in some of the great Portland cuisine that is out there, maybe hit up Saucebox, Pok Pok, or Oba. And then I'd finish the evening with drinks and conversation at a nice bar, like BlueHour, Masu, or Thirst.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Northwest Noise Album Review: "Psycheclectic" by Obscured By Clouds

Portland-based art rock band Obscured By Clouds will release their first full-length album, Psycheclectic, on October 14th of this year, appropriately just in time for Halloween. Band members William Weikart (vocals, guitars, synthesizers), Kevin Cozad (piano, synthesizers), Reinhardt Melz (drums), Ian Wengs (bass), and Matthew Bradley (guitars) maintain heavy influence by psychedelic and art rock of the 60s and 70s, particularly experimental bands like Pink Floyd.  Even the band's name, Obscured By Clouds, is a tribute to Pink Floyd's 1972 album of the same name.

The first track, “Soft Cheeked and Worried”, was my favorite song on the album, and actually starts off completely devoid of any sound save for background piano and acoustic guitar. Much like Pink Floyd’s art rock, the vocals of Weikart are slurred and dream-like, as if spoken/sang through a megaphone in an echoing empty tunnel. Combine the vocals with various electronic sound effects and synthesizers, and it becomes a brilliantly original spin on its influence.

As a fan of the musical style of the Floyd, I was surprised to find that Psycheclectic had retained many of their positive elements, and how much I liked the new originality. The tracks are all masterfully orchestrated and the talent of every member of the band is obvious. Another great example of this composition mastery is demonstrated in Track 5, “Faith’s Soul”.

On the other side, however, there were times when I felt that Psycheclectic was a bit too overwhelming with its need to out-perform Pink Floyd, yet remain noticeably original at the same time. This resulted in a repetitive, overly random mix of sound effects and guitar riffs that only could be meant to confuse the listener (most noticeable is Track 2, “Zoë Zolofft”). But there is no mistaking that Obscured By Clouds took the essence that made Pink Floyd so revolutionary and re-birthed it into a solidly innovative work of art, able to stand on its own.

As Weikart has stated in interviews, his purpose for starting the band was to enjoy the concept of the band together. The creative influences of the Floyd combined with the seamless synergy of the members of Obscured By Clouds make for a truly enjoyable experience in freeform art rock.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Weddings, pink neckties, and concert madness

What a crazy weekend! My Polish friend who was originally getting married next YEAR decided to bump the wedding up to this LAST weekend so her Polish relatives could attend the wedding (they happened to be visiting for the month of September). The wedding surprisingly came off with few hitches, the biggest of which was the groom forgetting to bring the pink tie he was supposed to wear. The wedding was delayed a half hour as one of the groomsmen made the trip back to the bride and groom’s apartment to retrieve said pink tie. The other bridesmaid and I made the bride’s last night memorable by enjoying a low-key bachelorette party, watching The Notebook and drinking Polish cocktails.
The reception was held in the groom’s parents’ backyard, followed by the entire wedding party trekking over to the nearest budget hotel bar for shots, then several rounds of bowling and pitchers of Coors Light. Mazel Tov!

Sunday night was AWESOME because I got to see Journey, Heart, and Cheap Trick in concert at the Clark County Amphitheater. If you didn’t already know, I’m a huge Heart fan; I love Ann and Nancy Wilson and think they are amazing and timeless! And of course, this two-woman band completely revolutionized the rock movement by giving women equal ground with the men who pioneered the genre. The bests of the night were Heart’s “Crazy On You”, with guitarist Nancy Wilson playing an amazing acoustic solo, and Cheap Trick’s “Dream Police”. I was also very impressed with Journey’s new frontman, Arnel Pineda, and his spot-on imitation of Steve Perry. Can’t believe they found this guy on YouTube…

Finally, this Friday, Sept 26th, you shouldn’t miss the Debra Arlyn Band at Jimmy Mak’s, where the Northwest Noise crew will be in attendance to support one of our favorite local artists. This is supposed to be Debra’s biggest show of 2008, after opening this summer for Tower of Power, Chris Isaak, and Curtis Salgado. Opening for the Debra Arlyn Band is the Dave Milne Group at 8pm, and Debra follows at 10. Don’t miss it, it’s gonna be a great show!

Currently on my Tuesday playlist:

“The Blower’s Daughter” – Damien Rice
“I Believe (When I Fall In Love)” – Peter Frampton
“Sun Comes Up” – John Legend
“Your Song” – Elton John
“Dog & Butterfly” – Heart
“Faithfully” – Journey
“The Flame” – Cheap Trick

I guess there's a sappy love theme... must be leftovers from the pink tie wedding.

Friday, September 19, 2008

I'm a PC and I sell fish...

... was the best line in Microsoft's new ad campaign, "I'm a PC". I am not a PC and I don't sell fish, but BOY do I want a PC now... wait a second, didn't I fall for this same ad campaign a few years ago?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

A tale of an ex-marketer

It scares me a bit to think about what I could have done for the rest of my life and was fully prepared to accept as my fate. I wanted to get into marketing because in high school, a friend of mine convinced me to join DECA (if you don't know what DECA is, you probably were a popular kid). Anyway, to participate in DECA you were supposed to write fake marketing proposals and compete against other nerds who wrote proposals, and then a judge would decide who had a better idea. I did pretty well and even won first place in the State Competition one year and went to DisneyWorld to compete nationally (I didn't even place). I look back on all that and realize that I believed I wanted to do marketing only because I had joined a club my friend was in.

And so off to college I go, business major declared, fresh-faced and eager, ready to MARKET!

As soon as I got into the business school my junior year I realized something was terribly wrong. I hated all my business classes. I had no desire to go to any of them or even to pretend like I cared. However, I was also a huge chicken and didn't want to jeopardize my future by changing majors past the halfway mark. I stayed and graduated with a degree in Marketing, and then tried to get a job.

Nobody tells you that the only kind of job you can get after college if you got a degree in Marketing is a sales job. Not retail, but full-blown 8-hours-on-the-phone, pounding the pavement, monthly goals, cross-selling, up-selling madness. I worked at a call center selling domain names for $8.95 a pop. I talked on my phone headset all day and sat in a cubicle next to a 17-year-old high school dropout. It was horrible, I was miserable, and I lasted 2 months.

When I got my current job as an administrative assistant/receptionist/personal secretary at an advertising and PR agency, I quickly felt a connection with the graphic design gals who worked in the creative department. As I learned more about their roles in advertising, I knew it was what I wanted to do too. I had always been creative and had loved to draw since I could grip a pencil. Why was this career choice never obvious before?

And so onward I push, my story not yet complete, absorbing all I can about how to be a graphic designer, learning new techniques, tricks, and software. I may be a little late in figuring out my ideal career, but I'm a lot luckier than those who never find their true calling. I urge you to really analyze what you are doing and compare it to what you do in your free time. How close do they match up? Another thing I learned is that it is never too late to change your mind. Don't be a chicken like I was in college and think you're stuck!

So that's a little about me and my background. I want to thank all of those who continue to support me, and for image's sake I swear this will be the last sappy post I ever write ;)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

And heeeeeeeeeeere's Koko, by request

If you wanted to see what Koko the Junk Food-Lovin' Cockatoo looks like, here she is doing a dance:

Pet Survey

People get nuts about their pets. In America it seems at times that pets are more revered than kids, and why not, they’re cuter and cry less often. I just thought for fun I’d do a little census of the types of pets of the people I know.

Justin and Petey:

Petey is Justin’s fluffy orange-and-white lop bunny. He has an entire carpeted basement to himself to hop around in. Likes girls, hiding in dark corners, and being picked up by his scruff. Apparently doesn’t like carrots and is potty trained.
Rank of pampering: High

Mike and Koda:

Koda is Mike’s border collie. Very high-strung and hyper, but also very smart. She knows how to roll over, responds to finger snaps, and loves all types of human food including veggies. She runs faster and jumps higher than any other dog I know.
Rank of pampering (by Mike’s mom): High

Linda and Leo:

Leo is Linda’s long-haired orange cat. Free to roam the apartment and provided free range of furniture access. Like all cats, he’s a bit snooty unless you have food. He looks fat but it’s really all just his fur, which inevitably ends up clogging the vacuum.
Rank of pampering: Medium.

Kim and Koko:

Koko is Kim’s umbrella cockatoo. Likes to sleep in Kim’s bed, take showers, say “hello” over and over, be held like a baby, and hide under people’s shirts. Loves to eat French fries, pizza crust, cookies, ice cream, apples, grapes, peanut butter, Doritos, and anything that’s not her parrot pellets.
Rank of pampering: Extremely High

Ben and Mickey:

Mickey is Ben’s very fat, grey-and-white “dwarf” bunny. I put dwarf in quotes because she’s so big, she’s the size of a regular bunny. She regularly sleeps in people’s beds, hides under furniture, and eats her own fur. Her nametag at the Humane Society where she was adopted read, ‘Mickey is a sweet girl’, although she can be cranky.
Rank of pampering: Medium

And lastly..

Me and Penny

Penny is my pearl cockatiel. She was named for the orange spots on her cheeks that resemble copper pennies. She likes to be massaged and petted, greets everyone who walks by her cage with chirps, likes to eat chips, crackers, lettuce, and oatmeal, and enjoys nibbling on buttons, zippers, and other shiny things on clothes.
Rank of pampering: High

Tuesday, September 9, 2008